Planking

I'm not going to lie. I was going to write about my personal issues and complain but nobody wants to read that. All it sounds like is wah, wah, wah. So I'll write about a pointless topic instead.

Planking. It's stupid. How bored is our society if we must take a picture of ourselves laying stiff in unusual areas? The answer: Society is bored. And when society is bored, society does stupid things.


This girl is so bored she has her face in a toilet. Or maybe she's that drunk. In that case, her face will eventually be in that toilet anyway so it doesn't matter.

The history of planking is actually racist. When the Europeans would capture Africans and bring them to the new world, they were forced to lay in a stiff position for the entire journey. That was a few a weeks, if not months. I bet planking doesn't seem all that innocent anymore.                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Planking is also dangerous. A drunk man tried planking on his 7th floor of his building, and fell to his death. That's not an honorable way to die in my opinion, not that dying honorable really matters in this case.

Planking is just stupid and that's my two cents. Go ride a bike, or chase butterflies.