Lazy Rivers

Lazy Rivers are heavenly. They are my zen. I know I sound weird but floating around on a tube in circles, doing absolutely nothing, while getting a killer tan is freaking relaxing.

Last spring break, I was feeling a little stressed going in and the lazy river solved that. While I was fried under the sun, I became enlightened while contemplating deep thoughts (the title of this blog!). When I came back, everything computed in my mind and I did what I had to. And I thank the lazy river for that.

Look at that, tell me you don't want to chill right now.

 Over my MEA break I visited the University of Missouri (Mizzou) and was elated when I heard they had a lazy river in their rec center. I had to see this for myself. The rec center is voted one of the best in the nation but the lazy river is subpar. It has a circumference of about 100 feet and looks like a figure 8. 

However, the fact that a lazy river is in close proximity to where I might live is quite cool. It's probably a little sad when I'm using lazy rivers to judge where I want to go to college, but hey if I could major in chill, I would.